Honey B. Badger
kegelmeter:

svmmeraves:

I love 50 Shades of Grey!


Oh my god the movie looks so good…

kegelmeter:

svmmeraves:

I love 50 Shades of Grey!

Oh my god the movie looks so good…

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

lil-mizz-jaye:

If there’s anything in this world that should never have been made

This isn’t one of them

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.
Buddha (via daddylookingforhisbaby)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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