Honey B. Badger
streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 
phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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wizardbird:

I never understood how wizards in the hp universe were confused by Hermione’s parents being dentists???? Do wizards not have dentists?? Do they have spells to cure gingivitis?? Do they even know what a toothbrush is?? Wizards are disgusting

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

Quotes Series:

"Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. 
His lungs breathe their final breath.
And if what that man did in his life
makes the blood pulse through
the body of others and makes them believe deeper,
in something larger than life then his essence, his spirit,
will be immortalized."

-Ultimate Warrior

Inspired by 

cyberlocc:

ladyluna13:

pancakebird:

#NoFannyPacks


I’d lick his left ass cheek

he’s been watching and he gone beat everyone ass

cyberlocc:

ladyluna13:

pancakebird:

#NoFannyPacks

I’d lick his left ass cheek

he’s been watching and he gone beat everyone ass