"WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!"
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
i aspire to have this marriage
yabba dabba done with ur shit
"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
This is my new favorite thing